May 2012
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My academic career
2005:
Present:
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
April 2012
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny
me: shut up
me: stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore
me: you're all fucking morons
